In the Cemetery

The first part of this story are random useless facts. I'm proficient in these, and I'm going to share some of my favorites with you. ENJOY!!!

Robert Downey Jr. (Love of my life!!!) once spent a night in jail with Tommy Lee.
Mark Wahlberg has a third nipple
Coffee drinkers have sex more frequently and enjoy it more than non- coffee drinkers
The hundred- billionth Crayola Crayon was Periwinkle blue
Michael Crichton handed in a paper written by George Orwell to see if his college professor had something against him. He got a B-.
The following people worked in the circus:
- Pierce Brosnan- Fire Eater
- Christopher Walken- Assistant lion tamer
- Harry Houdini- Escapologist
- Burt Lancster- Acrobat
China uses 45 billion chopsticks per year
The poorest country in the world is Mozambique
Switzerland is the richest country in the world
The People of Iceland read more books per capita than any other people in the world, and they were the first country to legalize abortion.
The first time men and women used separate toilets was in 1739 at a Paris ball.
The first couple to be shown in bed together on U.S. prime time TV was Fred and Wilma Flintstone
The word "sex" was coined in 1382
The first novel written on a typewriter was The Adventures of Tom Sawyer
If your body's natural defenses failed, the bacteria in your gut would consume you within 48 hours, eating you from the inside out.
Women smile more than men do
14 million people were killed in WW1, turns out, 20 Million people died of the flue epidemic that followed it.
Between the ages of 20 and 70, the typical person spends about 600 hours aving sex
Men get hiccups more often than women do
Every year 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens.
- "This book of more perfectly useless information" by Mitchell Symons